I Craft My Pants

You've probably noticed something different about the page. My absence for one. Lol! Just kidding. You're probably used to that by now. One thing that's different is wedding talk. Wedding? That's right, lovelies! The Unwed Husband finally decided to make an honest woman out of me. He proposed in the first hour of New Year's Day. We had a family get together. His original plan was that he'd propose 13 seconds (13 is my favorite number) until midnight, but I was way too frazzled so he waited. There I was, everyone had left and I served myself a heaping plate of BBQ and took a breather while complaining to him and watching a "Happy Endings" marathon on VH1. He told me, I noticed you were really stressed. It sucks because I didn't get to do what I wanted to do. Me, being unsuspecting forked more fajita into my mouth and asked him, "what did you wanna do?" He then got down on one knee looked at me and brought out a ring. I panicked and started yelling "OMG! OMG!" then proceeded to hand him my plate out of shock." Thankfully, he took it and put the ring on my finger. And now I'm an almost not Unwed Housewife.

Another thing you've probably noticed is my extra long absence. It's been longer than usual. Here's where the not so happy news comes in. I will always be candid about myself. I will also always be extremely open about mental health because I feel like it has this stigma surrounding it that needs to be broken down. I've been going through a large bought of depression and crippling panic attacks. Both are so bad that I'm in physical pain. I went to see someone professionally and was diagnosed with Bipolar II. I can finally say that I'm certifiably insane. Ha! Okay, not that funny, but humor is my coping mechanism. I'm controlling everything with meds right now, but I'm still dealing with some inner demons. Apparently, bipolar is the new chic illness to have so I'm pretty lucky that I'm "in" this season. It's okay. You can be jealous.

Now for the final thing I'm sure you've noticed. I'm whoring out my crafting skills, or at least attempting to. I'm failing pretty badly at it actually. See, I'm in a bit of a financial rut and I'm hoping to use my skills to make a side living. That being said, please look at the stuff below. There's something for everyone and it's all hand painted or sculpted and painted by me. I take Paypal and will ship to you. Shipping is included in the fee. Look around, share, pin, tell your friends and help me out. Here's a look at the cool coasters I've hand painted.

 To order, contact me on the page Facebook or email me at Clairecavazos@yahoo.com. I accept Paypal.

                                               Hand Painted Mexican Folk Art Loteria Coasters, set of 4- $25

The perfect splash of color to your decor. Colorful Mexican folk art coasters are sure to be a conversation starter. The Mexican bingo (Loteria) cards invoke a feeling of fun and will have you screaming "LOTERIA!" Also a great way to learn new words in Spanish.
Hand painted to match the background of the Loteria card on ceramic tile. Each vibrant piece of art is sealed to make it waterproof and backed with cork to make it more durable and scratch resistant on your coffee table.
- 4.25 x 4.25 inch dimensions
- wipe clean with damp cloth. Do not submerge in water
- do not microwave
- each set consists of 4
- hand painted with acrylics on ceramic tile and sealed
- recycled cork backing

Hand Painted RuPaul's Drag Race Coasters, set of 4- $25

Have the ultimate RPDR viewing party while creating your own Interior Illusions Lounge with these hand painted coasters to protect your table from your Absolute cocktail. Each features a different girl; Sharon, Jinkx, Bianca and Ben de la Creme.
Hand painted on ceramic tile. Each vibrant piece of art is sealed to make it waterproof and backed with felt to make it more durable and scratch resistant on your coffee table.

- 4.25 x 4.25 inch dimensions
- wipe clean with damp cloth. Do not submerge in water
- do not microwave
- each set consists of 4
- hand painted with acrylics on ceramic tile and sealed
- felt backing

Hand Painted Classic Horror Movie Poster Coasters, Set of 4- $25

Terrifyingly awesome classic horror themed coasters meant to send a chill down your spine while saving your table from the chill of your glass. Makes the perfect gift for any horror aficionado. Hand painted to coordinate with picture on ceramic tile. Each vibrant piece of art is sealed to make it waterproof and backed with felt to make it more durable and scratch resistant on your coffee table.
- 4.25 x 4.25 inch dimensions
- wipe clean with damp cloth. Do not submerge in water
- do not microwave
- each set consists of 4
- hand painted with acrylics on ceramic tile and sealed
- felt backing

Hand Painted Plus Size Pin Up Hilda Coasters set of 4- $25

Adorable Hilda, the plus sized pin up coasters will bring joy to any tea or coffee time. Each set contains 4 coasters with different scenes. Eachs are hand painted pastel colors to look vintage on ceramic tile. Each vibrant piece of art is sealed to make it waterproof and backed with cork to make it more durable and scratch resistant on your coffee table.
- 4.25 x 4.25 inch dimensions
- wipe clean with damp cloth. Do not submerge in water
- do not microwave
- each set consists of 4
- hand painted with acrylics on ceramic tile and sealed
- recycled cork backing

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